These are my last words to you...

I have two one shots written. I say 'written' because they're still in my notebook. I haven't bothered typing them yet because I've got 594584 things to do. BUT I PROMISE I WILL GET TO THEM EVENTUALLY BY LIKE, WEDNESDAY. I have a half day Wednesday, so.

in case you're curious, i have nico's and maman's requests done. well. one of the things they've requested. iirc they both requested multiple things and i picked one and hhfjds yes you all know how this works.

Keep in mind that they're probably not my best work because pfff I suck at life. I say that about everything, though, that nothing is good enough. Uhm. I don't remember other requests off the top of my head except the wifey's "puppies" prompt about Dieck and Thany. Oh, and Qi's "HAHA MY KNIGHTS ARE BETTER THAN YOURS" prompt.

( School day crap. Includes: sensei's stupidity. May also contain nuts. )

( Second K-Birds event. One down, 8594854 to go. FIRST STOP: Board of Ed meeting. )

SO TOMORROW. I have to wake up at 6.45ish because I have to be in school by 7.30 and that's gonna suck. (It's because of the faculty breakfast that K-Birds has to sing at.) I'm not a morning person by any stretch of the imagination. I murder people if they talk to me in the morning. Of course me spending some time with Toal should calm the angry beast that is me at 7.30 in the morning, but. fjdksjfdsfjkldjsfsd.

Oh and I finished "Shadow Kiss" today (which is the third book in the Vampire Academy series). I suck at doing things in order apparently, because I've just started "Frost Bite" (which is the second book in the same series). rofl. AT LEAST I'M READING.

Go to your Calendar and find the first entry for each month of 2009 (not including memes of course). Post the first line/sentence of it in your journal, and that's your "Year in Review".

Nevermind the fact that, uh, the year ain't over yet. But whatever.

January: Dear self, Next time make sure your volume isn't blasting when you click on something written in Japanese that you just don't understand.
February: [13:26] marthsexual: 'kay so the contents [of the FE pron folder] are in 'lolcat'
March: (3/1/2009 12:23:27 AM) Jayden: SO WHY DID YOU HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH MIDORIKAWA AND HAVE ME IF YOU DON'T LIKE HIM
April: MAMAN HAD A GIRL.
May: I can't find the lyrics to this one song I composed.
June: Marth has some issues.
July: Jayden trimmed her fringe~
August: You know, every time I see "Kent/Lyn" on FFN, I feel so triumphant.
September: 1. Soren and Lethe by Ivan the Great
October: So apparently like, Somma's threatening to like, fire people. Over hoodies.
November: 11:29:56: A WILD JAYDEN HAS APPEARED.
December: Well I had an interesting day.

And then this meme:

[For fun, you can compare this year's answers with last year's.]

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You know, I usually hate most Christmas music because, well, since my freshman year in high school, I've been singing them since September, and by the time December rolls around, I want to kill something with fire. You'd think I'd be desensitised by now because I've been in Toal's Chorus class for four years now, but noooo. (The only Christmas stuff I like it whatever we do for K-Birds. Because we get awesome shit.)

AND THEN I DISCOVERED A COVER OF "Jingle Bells" DONE BY BASSHUNTER.

now my family can experience in seven days what i go through for three fucking months. :D

( I haven't left fandom or stopped writing fanfiction. I'm just on a hiatus. For like, almost ever maybe. )

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( To the voice in my head who said Year Four was a good idea: Go hang yourself. )

...Positive things, Jayden. Positive. Whatever happened to that new years resolution you made? The one where you said you'd only write happy, positive things because the people on your f-list don't give a shit about your pessimistic bullshit when they've got enough of their own problems? That ring a bell? Seriously. You aren't going to break that one this year. I will staple it to your forehead. Save the negative things for your therapist, and by 'therapist', I mean your Chorus teacher. The world is depressing enough, dammit.

So yes. Flist, I'm sorry I suck at life. Really.

If anyone wants to change their microfic request to something original as opposed to fandom related, feel free to do so. I have like, three fanfics written already, one for Nico, one for Sara, and half of one for Rein, so. I hope to be out of this slump soon, but it won't be gone by Christmas. So. D:

*after playing "Jingle Bells" 594859354 times* ARE YOU INSANE YET, FAMILY? DO YOU HATE CHRISTMAS SONGS YET, FAMILY? DO YOU FEEL SUICIDAL YET? HUH HUH HUH? WELCOME TO MY CHORUS CLASS FROM SEPTEMBER TO DECEMBER 23RD. TOAL TOOK A DAY OFF FOR HIS SANITY, DONTCHA KNOW.

at least it's basshunter so it's awesome. I mean, the original of Jingle Bells is annoying. This is catchy and it's an earworm and YOU WILL LISTEN TO IT and appreciate it. You'll have it on repeat too. Also, Basshunter is gorgeous. Yes. Uhm. Yeah. Thass all I got.

AT SOME POINT I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THE CHRISTMAS CONCERT. For now, you'll just get an "IT WAS AWESOME!" from me.

...This doesn't surprise me.

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So apparently Jill has 'magic cigarettes' that can teleport her and Chris inside Spencer Mansion. Riiiiight. And Albert Wesker is my uncle.

In fact, Jill doesn't even smoke normal cigarettes. Chris apparently does (or did) because there was a live-action opening sequence in the first game where he was smoking. It's censored in the console version, but the PC port shows it. But Chris smokes normal cigarettes, not weed or anything weird.

Also, dearest author. One thing. Game mechanics do not work in fiction. Really. In real life, I'm sure Chris can carry more than six items at a time. He can strap big weapons to himself via a sash or something. He has pockets to store ammo in. Machine gun ammo usually comes in ribbons, so he can wrap those around himself and look like a real badass. Srsly.

Also. Jill can fend for herself. Really. Jill is not a Princess Peach or a Princess Zelda. (And even Peach and Zelda can fend for themselves.) She could rip someone's balls off. Wesker jumped out a window and Jill went the fuck after him and SHE LIVED because she is just that awesome. Chris doesn't need to save her from fucking cerberus. With a rocket launcher. Seriously, that's overkill. It takes what, six bullets (three shotgun shells) to kill them if you suck at aiming? Pff. Now if she were surrounded by them or there was a horde of zombies? Chris would cover for her. Or help her. There's a difference between 'helping' and 'rescuing'. Jill has a gun. She can use it. Chris will help her blow zombie heads off. Really. You don't have to worry about her.

Now if it were Rebecca... But that's because she's really a medic and not really a combat person. AND SHE CAN STILL DEFEND HERSELF She had Billy as a partner, fuck damn it. I'd be unable to shoot if I was next to him. She's badass if she can concentrate with such a hot piece of ass following her around.

Also. Chris has a knife. He can kick things. Well, maybe not in the first one (I don't remember) but in Five he can bash people's skulls open with a well-placed kick. And then knife them in the back. Repeatedly. CHRIS IS BADASS, OKAY? SHEESH.

I don't see how Resident Evil can really be crossed over with Smash Brothers, either, but whatever.

"Louisa, Louisa (Schuldig)" [Song]

I rather like it. :D

Yes, there's lots of German in it. I like German. The story behind it is basically...well...

A French girl named Louisa is being followed by a boy named Leviathen, who goes by AEthan for short. He's trying to make her absolutely miserable and slowly drive her to insanity in the hopes that she'll kill herself. The whole point to this is so a prophesy won't come true. These people are rather superstitious, you see. AEthan prods her into killing a man and taunts her about it. AEthan, for those who are curious, is from Berlin, which explains all the German, muwahaha.

Also, yes, I like the word 'guilty' and all that it implies and means. I like extremely flawed people it seems. It makes them interesting.

Anyway, yeah. There's something I've written. I haven't been completely non-productive. :D

THERE'S A DRAMA CD FOR COUNT CAIN

FJDKFJDSKFSDFDSL

Miki Shinichiro does Jizabel.

fjdksjfkds WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN

KOYASU IS IN IT AS RIFF

THAT IS FUCKING EPIC. (Though in my opinion he'd be a better Alexis. But.)

And in case you care about whoever else is in it, the cast list is hurr.

The fic also repeatedly fails at just not being horribly stupid. For example, Omi is put under house arrest by Manx, except he's not in a house, he's in a cell. That's nothing, though, compared to the bit where Weiss somehow manage to drive to Okinawa though it's 676 km away from Kyushu Island, almost all of which is across open ocean. And then they drive back.

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That's a special kind of special right there.

weiss_badfics made me never want to lurk in the fandom. It's just...wow. Wow.

Also, the fandom's characterisation of Schuldig is just too scary for words. What the hell did he ever do to deserve any of that crap? Blech. I mean, yeah, he's manipulative and he's not the nicest guy in the whole world or anything, but he's also easily bored and he gets his kicks by controlling people and watching the world slowly go insane. HE IS NOT A WOOBIE. FJDKSJFKDFJKSLFSFS SOOOOOOB.

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I think I'll just go back to lurking in Slayers fandom, I mean, the Zelgadis sues are a little frightening at times (GO AHEAD AND GLOMP HIM, FANGIRLS, BUT I HOPE YOU REALISE THAT, UH, YOU'LL PROBABLY BREAK SOMETHING), but...

Oh no wait they make Zel act like a ten year old school girl. wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry.

MAYBE THERE IS SOMETHING IN FUSHIGI YUUGI FANDOM. YES. MAYBE. AWAY WE GO.

Somewhere in my town, there is a car owner whose license plate has "YUY" on it.

I almost died laughing.

This made me fucking LOL.

BEEN THERE, DONE THAT THOUGH.

Dear Google,
When I type in 'Bakumatsu era', I want stuff on the period of time during the Edo Period (aka the Tokugawa Shogunate) where there was the Boshin War, and it all led to the Meiji Restoration and the abolishment of the samurai class. I do not want references to some anime called 'Bakumatsu', nor do I want stuff about Rurouni Kenshin, as much as I love that manga and anime. Really.

It's already bad enough that, when I typed in 'Shinsengumi', you gave me articles about them and those aforementioned articles had COMPARISONS TO SOME GUYS NAMED SHISHIO AND AOSHI. And yet you also gave me very little about the Ishin Shishi, and apparently looking up the Four Hitokiri of the Bakumatsu only gives me one by the name of Kawakami Gensai, and that's only because fucking Kenshin Himura was based off of him. (See the pattern here?) WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER THREE?

In short, dearest Google: I want historical stuff, not anime stuff. Any other time and it would be different. But since I can't use Wikipedia as a source, you're gonna have to give me actual information. Srsly.

Love,
Jayden

( Procrastinating on that stupid Japanese project thing for sensei. )

"From Underneath the Trees" [Chapter 1.1]

...And before you ask, yes, I really like that garden area. :D